I’m Pretty Sure It’s Just a Cookie…
It's all in how you market it!
The House is So Clean!
This happens in my house from time to time.
You Will Never “Sleep In” Again
This happened in the Johnston household a little over 4 years ago. Yikes.
I Was Going to Go for a Run, but…
I thought about it. It's just not worth the risk.
All That Time Playing GTA…
All GTA training has led to this moment. We play a lot of GTA in this house... and I'm afraid that when David gets this opportunity, he'll take it.
Unique Web Copy: All U.S. Writers
At Unique Web Copy, we employ anywhere between 3 and 20 people at a time. Most of the people who work for us are freelancers who come and go; many simply swing by and pick up assignments when they're available. Every writer we work with is based in the U.S. and speaks English as a first language.
Did You Get a B.S. “SEO” Email?
I always think it's hilarious when SEO "experts" email me about improving my on-site SEO. Today, I got this: Hello Web Admin, I noticed that your On-Page SEO is is missing a few factors, for one you do not use all three H tags in your post, also I notice that you are not using bold or italics properly in your SEO optimization. On-Page SEO means more now than [...]
Timeout Changes a Man…
This is one of the funniest pictures I've ever seen. Timeout changes a man.
BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU HIRE A WRITER!
An acquaintance of a client recommended a writer who said he had loads of experience. I was in a pinch... although we have more than a dozen amazing writers on our team, we really needed a couple of things done faster than we could get to them. I hired this guy, like a dummy, without checking references or anything. Everything he turned in needed extensive editing. I'm talking extensive. It was [...]
Funny English Grammar Errors on Signs
There are plenty of funny English grammar errors on signs -- in fact, it takes about 3 seconds on Google to find some that will leave you rolling. Here are my favorites.
Babybug!
I think every writer wants to see his or her name in print, and I'm no exception. I've been published in several magazines, but some are definitely... cuter than others are. I'm so pleased with the artwork that Carus Publishing put with this story -- I think it's absolutely perfect. Why I Wrote for Babybug Magazine When my husband was in Afghanistan, I was home with a 3-month-old [...]
This is My Kind of Hunter
I never get any this big when I go out hunting. Maybe it's because I'm not armed?